Category Archives: Local Reviews
Seeing how everyone seems to be getting married these days, I figured I’d do a post on the most important aspect of every wedding, the reception. Now, the keys to having a successful wedding reception are quite simple; open bar and solid entertainment. Open bar is probably one of the easiest decisions you’ll have to make, but as far as the entertainment goes, there’s a lot of musical acts to choose from. With that being said, if you’re thinking about going with a Wedding DJ, then you should really consider checking out Butterfly Spin Productions. Butterfly Spin Productions is a professional entertainment company that specializes in providing primetime deejays, eloquent emcees, and custom tailored visual effects for your special day. On the other hand, you could just have your cousin play music off his iPod… I’m sure that’ll be a hit too!
I don’t know about you, but I’m just about sick and tired of the parking lot shenanigans at OCC. For you freshman, I’m letting you know in advance—you are in for a rude awakening my friend. Truth be told, you rookies haven’t seen shit thus far. For lack of a better term, your parking lot “cherry” is about to be popped. Let’s just say, when the winter hits, the OCC parking lot turns into nothing short of a full-out abortion. Come to mention it, judging by some of you “classy” broads that I see on campus, it’s safe to say that a few of you might know exactly how messy one of those procedures can be. Read the rest of this entry
If you ever find yourself in need of a job, housing, or maybe even an “escort”; craigslist is your best bet. I for one am not who you’d consider a frequent craigslist user. However, yesterday—as I called it quits to my pursuit of happiness (A Puerto Rican prostitute)—I decided to see what craigslist really had to offer. When I began scrolling through the rants and raves section, I came across a title that read “Lowes bathroom” (needless to say it caught my eye). After clicking the link, I was greeted by a story in which made me question the direction our society is heading… You’re welcome.
If you found public masturbation funny, then make sure you “like” this article.