The Worst Jobs Ever | CNY COMEDY

A Fluffer: Pending on what you’re into, this could quite possibly be the worst job ever. For those of you who have no clue what a Fluffer is, then please allow me to fill you in. A Fluffer’s main duty is quite simple; prior to scenes requiring erections, it is the Fluffer’s job to keep male “performers” on porn sets sexually aroused. How you go about completing the task at hand is up to. Just remember, your job is only to fluff. The cum shots are for the other performer(s) only… rookie.

A Sewer Worker: Feel free to call me old-fashioned, but I plan on avoiding any job that would require me to climb in and out of something called a “manhole”. And lets not forget, the work environment that a sewer worker has to endure would make most people want to quit on the spot. I know that sounds harsh, but the presence of human feces, sewer rats, rotten garbage, and the potentiality of discovering a dead body; well, that just sounds awful to me.

A Carny: We get it, blowing dudes and playing in poop just wasn’t your thing. However, maybe ripping off kids and operating carnival rides is? As great as all of that may sound, I just don’t think that you’re cut out for the rock star lifestyle known as carny-ism. First things first, we’ve gotta work on that image of yours.

Step1: Discontinue brushing teeth.
Step2: Develop a drinking problem.
Step3: Begin experimenting with heavy drugs.
Step4: Seek future subordinates (have children)
Step5: Get hired.
 

An Animal Waste Remover: I’m not sure who has it worse, the dude holding the piss bucket, or the dude catching elephant shit. Regardless, there happens to be three key requirements that one must posses in order to fulfill their “duties” as an animal waste remover.Teamwork, speed, and a very low self esteem…

DON’T FORGET TO HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON

Keith Morgan

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Posted on October 25, 2011, in Blogs, CNY's Finest and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. I’d pass on all on these except being a carny. I find it awesome how those people live to rip off people.

  2. LOL, you’re telling me… I was cheated out of a mini basketball that I “won” about 10 years ago. I feel as though life would be different if it wasn’t for toothless Joe and his con artist antics.

  3. Consider this my job application, fluffer all the way! 😉

  4. I’d never really thought about the word “manhole” until I read this post. /Horrified!

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