3 Girls You’ll See on a College Campus

White Lightning: For those of you who are unfamiliar with the term”White Lightning”, White Lightning refers to the hottest chick on campus. Believe it or not, crossing paths with white lightning happens to be both a blessing and a curse. The reason being, white lightning usually only strikes once. Granted, you might have just added another candidate to your spank bank. However, there is a 99.9% chance that you will never see her again. Feel free to fantasize, but I’d hold off on making her that mixed CD if I were you.

That Weird Girl: No one cares that collecting anime comic books is one of her favorite hobbies, and it’s no big deal that cheese is one of her favorite foods. The fact of the matter is, not only is she the weirdest girl on campus, but she’s also one of the friendliest girls as well. As soon as we see her and that Super Mario tee shirt approaching, we tend to run for cover. Name of the game, refrain from making eye contact at all costs. Otherwise, consider  yourself a shoo-in for an awkward conversation about cheese.

The Clones: If you haven’t noticed it yet, then it’s only a matter of time before you do. The months of summer may be well behind us, but the real “SUN” season is still yet to come. For those of you who are unfamiliar with what the “SUN” season entails, allow me to fill you in. The “SUN” season revolves around an outfit in which consists of; spandex, Uggs, and a North Face jacket. For all of you inhaler wielding Star Wars fans out there, I’m letting you know in advance— the attack of the clones is coming. Unfortunately for you, that will probably have absolutely no impact on you’re social life what so ever. I’ll be seeing you on Xbox live.

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Posted on September 29, 2011, in Blogs and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. SUN season! Hahahahaha that is awesome!

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